satire at its finest
i cant believe how funny this is to me
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
You are significant without a significant other.
Anonymous asked: Can you give an example of how Mark Driscoll's eschatology is oppressive?
But sure, I can give many. But here’s one.
“Jesus is not a pansy or a pacifist; he’s patient. He has a long wick, but the anger of his wrath is burning. Once the wick is burned up, he is saddling up on a white horse and coming to slaughter his enemies and usher in his kingdom. Blood will flow. Some of those whose blood will flow as high as the bit in a horse’s mouth for 184 miles will be those who did not repent of their sin but did wrongly teach that Jesus was a pacifist. Jesus is no one to mess with.”
*cut shredding guitars, blast beats, and pig squeals*
- illusion of attraction
- irony of comfort